OCTAGON!

Kind of have a hankering for a sandwich rn...

Yo! If you guys haven't checked it out already, we recently dropped a new visual novel: MARINARA QUEST!

This has been a project that we've been working on bit by bit over the course of about the last year. It's been fun working on it and coming up with all sorts of wacky storylines for Linette and the vagrant to get tangled up in. We went through so many cycles of brainstorming new ideas and stuff, so it's great to see people out there actually playing it and enjoying it!

I remember Ennui teasing this in a Newgrounds post all the way back in March last year, and since then people have been scratching their heads wondering what that was all about. Now you can all rest your scratching fingers and put your minds at ease knowing that the one thing that's been causing you sleepless nights for months is finally here.

Last thing I want to leave off is a story about those Shrek cups. It's true. They're poisonous. They were released as a promotional item to coincide with the release of Shrek Forever After, but they were soon recalled because the paint colours used on the cups contained poisons. Since Ennui: the Show takes place at a point in time before Shrek Forever After came out, we had to reverse engineer the idea so that Salsa had to tap into his fourth-dimension altering abilities to manifest the cups at an earlier point in time before the controversy, thus the people who drank from the cups had no idea about the sinister evil that laid inconspicuously dormant within the bright smiles of the characters depicted on the cups. What a brutal way to go!

Anyway, have fun hunting all those endings (and keep your eye out for more Ennui-related projects soon!)

Hey Newgrounds/animation community...

I got something cooking up for you.

Good news, guys. It's American Thanksgiving. You know what that means? Yeah. New Ennui the Show episode later today.

Transfer of crime codes: complete

Just recorded my lines for an upcoming project... not gonna say anything else about it though... >;)

ok I did it I caved I blew all my money on steam games I couldn't resist

god dammit no I can't spend my money on these fucking steam sales

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